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the tumbling assnaughts

The Tumbling Assnaughts are comprised of Beau Gunderson and Joe Scovel. They could be described as an "experimental, improvisational comedy rock duo."

Beau and Joe co-write most of their songs during walks through Bellevue Park.



Song credits thus far into their career are as follows.

Beau:
  • Bass guitar
  • Bongos
Joe:
  • Most singing parts
  • Electric guitar
  • Acoustic and classical guitar
The Assnaughts would like to incorporate a harmonica, a banjo, a flute, a trumpet, and a baritone ukulele into the mix as well.

There is even talk of adding turntables to the already eclectic mix of future instruments; Beau and Joe envision beat-juggling guitar solos and bringing artists like Rush, Neil Young, and John Denver to the attention of current electronica listeners through inventive techniques.

Interested parties in the Seattle area might contact the Assnaughts if they felt they could fulfill the currently-open drummer position.



The Assnaughts currently have various songs in the works that deal with their myriad comedic interests and intense hatred of post-modernism.

Original songs in the works:
  • If We Ran the World
  • Jammin' With Jesus (AKA Bangin' With Buddha, etc.)
  • My Lycanthropic Sex Kitten
  • Come Over
  • The Heartless Bitch Blues
Covers/parodies in the works:
  • Planet Caravan (Black Sabbath cover)
  • Bongs Filled With Water (Smoke on the Water parody)
  • Toddzilla (Godzilla parody)
  • Tony Danza (Tiny Dancer parody)


Lyrics to some of our songs can be found here.

 
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