behind the curtain: joe

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Joe's stats:

• Real name: Joseph Ryan Scovel
• Date of birth: 11/21/81
• Height: 5'10" (6'3" on hind legs)
• Weight: 165
• Fighting efficiency: 90/125 scale
• Political affiliation: Socialist/Green Party
• Religious affiliation: Taoism

Ethnicity/Lineage:

Joe is the product of many important people. Being the illegitimate Grandson of both Michael Collins and VI Lenin, revolution is in his blood.


His father was acclaimed movie actor Bruce Lenin, which he conceived with his one time fling with daughter of Michael Collins, Famous Irish Revolutionary. Bruce and Cate Collins met at a hotel in Santiago Chile'

Bruce knew he couldn't keep a child with a marriage and a career and everything so he made a deal with Cate and they kept the pregnancy secret.

Joe was then dropped off in the lowland jungles of Southern India and immediately deified. He became a religious pinnacle by the age of 7. He decided that the life of a messiah was far to blasé so he moved to Bellevue in which he lived there till the age of 18. He then began his career in the study of law at Washington State University where he has been raising hell ever since.

Life Goals:

• Would like to live in New Zealand.
• Would like to write a successful screenplay.
• Would like to defend a major Hollywood knob-job and never have to work again.

Fun Facts about Joe:

• Joe is the only person who you can eat without being considered a cannibal.
  
  

  Joe During a Herd Feeding	Some Strange Raver Chick Eating Me

  
  
• For Joe's Nutritional Information click here.
• Joe Writes and Performs songs under the thinly veiled pseudonym David Robert Evans.
• He is now in the process of producing his first album.
• Joe is Satan.
• Joe has a great affinity for both beer and animals.
  
  

  Guinness the Beer	Big Red the Cat	Rocky the Cat

  Gizmo the Cat	Françoise the Fish	Carl the Cheetah	Lucy the Dog

Joe on Cheetahs:

Although not an original infatuation he has grown to understand the complex dynamics of cheetahs. Most think of Cheetahs as the most squarely concrete ass kicking feline imaginable, there are many facets of 'cheetah-hood' that most do not endeavor to ponder.

1. Cheetahs only are cool for 15 minutes a week, no opinion, that is fact.
2. Cheetah is a delicacy in three countries of the world, outselling rice, fish, and starbursts.
3. All Cheetahs, just like bats, are homosexual. They propagate only by mistaking females for handsome Cheetah males.
4. They spend most of their time licking themselves in the shade.

Joe would like to See Ireland and is going to live in Mexico this summer.

Joe's contact information.