the fake faq

If your question isn't answered here please feel free to contact us.

• What's with fakepope?
  
  Please be more specific.
  
  
• You guys are insane.
  
  Thanks.
  
  
• What's that on your head?
  
  WHAT? WHERE?
  
  
• Are any of you guys available?
  
  All two of us.
  
  
• When are the Tumbling Assnaughts coming out with their first cd?
  
  As soon as we record some of our songs.
  
  
• Do you guys actually play "real music"?
  
  Yes.
  
  
• What's your fucking problem?
  
  What's not our fucking problem?
  
  
• Do you hate gay people?
  
  No. That would be contrary to our maxim. And for the last time, Sice Biche is not gay.
  
  
• Who's that allosaur?
  
  No one you know.
  
  
• What's it take to be a Bangin' Bodhisattva Babe?
  
  Boobies.
  
  Guys fear not, Bodyrockin' Bodhisattva Bros is coming soon, as soon as we figure out how to put up your pictures without actually looking at them.
  
  
• Can I send you guys shit?
  
  Sure.
  
  
• Where do the Tumbling Assnaughts play?
  
  We'll play anywhere, but usually:
  
  
  • On a bench situated on the kirkland waterfront.
  • House parties.
  
  
• How can I be notified of future dates?
  
  Join the mailing list.
  
  
• Can I book them?
  
  Of course.
  
  
• Is Tiffany, like, available?
  
  Only when she wants to be.
  
  
• Why is Joe so self-obsessed/egotistical/narcissistic?
  
  If you were Joe, you would be too.
  
  
• What comedy club does sucky perform at?
  
  Shriner's.
  
  
• What's your M.O.?
  
  Hate.
  
  
• Who's this Mahatma D'soperandi character I keep hearing about?
  
  Who the fuck are you talking about?
  
  
• Can I be in a Fakepope production?
  
  Yes, we're currently auditioning for the star of a bukkake film.
  
  
• So, who rules?
  
  We rule.
  
  
• If you guys are the fake pope, who's the real pope?
  
  Professor John Paul Jones.
  
  
• What does ginch mean?
  
  We're going to plead the fifth here.