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the random squad
We are the sole arbiters of randomness. This is a visual record of the randomizing of Keith Kemp's house. Viewer discretion is advised, severely random content follows.
Exhibit 1: "DIE" spelled out in Cheerios in the middle of the kitchen table.
Exhibit 2: We left Keith a dollar because he likes to flip out if you eat and/or spell things with his food.
Exhibit 3: An upside-down chair on top of the partition seperating the kitchen from the hallway.
Exhibit 4: Six pairs of shoes walking their way up the staircase from the entryway.
Exhibit 5: We completely rearranged the two couches, the love seat, the end tables, and the coffee table.
Exhibit 6: A chess board setup with the configuration shown on page 666 of Keith's giant chess book.
Exhibit 7: Keith's giant chess book, left open to page 666 on the coffee table.
Exhibit 8: We replaced a picture of Keith's family with this picture of Jessica and Alisha.
Exhibit 9: Cheerios in the bathroom sink.
Exhibit 10: A hobo clown sleeping in Bobbert's bed. Scary, eh?
Exhibit 11: We took the four chairs from the dining room table and arranged them in this pattern. We put Keith's monkey on the center chair and left it watching static on TV.
Exhibit 12: Another shot of the aforementioned chair.
Exhibit 13: A sign foreshadowing the sheer havoc we unleashed in the fridge.
Exhibit 14: Bottled havoc, A.K.A. Joe's urine. This is, incidentally, what started the whole randomization process.
Exhibit 1: "DIE" spelled out in Cheerios in the middle of the kitchen table.
Exhibit 2: We left Keith a dollar because he likes to flip out if you eat and/or spell things with his food.
Exhibit 3: An upside-down chair on top of the partition seperating the kitchen from the hallway.
Exhibit 4: Six pairs of shoes walking their way up the staircase from the entryway.
Exhibit 5: We completely rearranged the two couches, the love seat, the end tables, and the coffee table.
Exhibit 6: A chess board setup with the configuration shown on page 666 of Keith's giant chess book.
Exhibit 7: Keith's giant chess book, left open to page 666 on the coffee table.
Exhibit 8: We replaced a picture of Keith's family with this picture of Jessica and Alisha.
Exhibit 9: Cheerios in the bathroom sink.
Exhibit 10: A hobo clown sleeping in Bobbert's bed. Scary, eh?
Exhibit 11: We took the four chairs from the dining room table and arranged them in this pattern. We put Keith's monkey on the center chair and left it watching static on TV.
Exhibit 12: Another shot of the aforementioned chair.
Exhibit 13: A sign foreshadowing the sheer havoc we unleashed in the fridge.
Exhibit 14: Bottled havoc, A.K.A. Joe's urine. This is, incidentally, what started the whole randomization process.
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