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top ten things we desperately needed at 3:47am but could not find

  1. A beach ball
  2. A dildo
  3. Crack cocaine
  4. Boston's comeback album
  5. Chicken wire
  6. Sugar snap peas
  7. *
  8. A Gibson double bass
  9. The Harlem Globetrotters
  10. John Denver's ghost
  11. The Shroud of Turin
* Wait, we did find sugar snap peas.
 
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