what kind of zombie killer are you?

So, what kind of zombie killer are you? We hope this short quiz will help you find out.

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1. What weapon do you use?
   
   
   1. Massive forearms.
   2. Fire axe.
   3. SPAS-12.
   4. Red rubber float buoy from your talking Trans Am.
   
   
2. Easiest way to kill a zombie:
   
   
   1. Massive head wound.
   2. Dismemberment.
   3. Harassment.
   4. Giving it mouth-to-mouth after it drowns in hope of "reverse-lifation".
   
   
3. You're surrounded by zombies. You:
   
   
   1. Stand your ground.
   2. Curl up in a ball.
   3. Flex and run in slow motion away from the zombies, jump in your talking Trans Am.
   4. Burst through one side as fast as you can.
   
   
4. What zombie-killing actor would you play?
   
   
   1. Milla Jovovich.
   2. Bruce Campbell.
   3. Mick Jagger.
   4. David Hasselhoff.
   
   
5. Safest place to be during a zombie attack:
   
   
   1. Your talking Trans Am.
   2. An abandoned military installation.
   3. A haunted, abandoned hospital.
   4. The mall.
   
   
6. You were just bitten by a zombie. You:
   
   
   1. Kill yourself to save the group.
   2. Tell everyone to go on; you'll stay and fight here.
   3. Go along, possibly turning into a zombie and killing everyone else later.
   4. Flex, run down the beach.
   
   
7. You meet a super-hot zombie girl. You:
   
   
   1. Ah, what the hell; no one's around.
   2. Smash her face in using the old "brick-on-a-rope" trick.
   3. Make sure you use protection, you don't want an STZD.
   4. Take her to lovers peak in your talking Trans Am.
   
   
8. You find a utility van; keys still in it. What happens?
   
   
   1. Starts up fine but you didn't notice the zombie in the back seat.
   2. Doesn't start up until zombies fully surround the van.
   3. All the hippy paisley and flowers make you want to vomit; you opt for another ride.
   4. What the fuck? What would you want with a utility van when you have a talking Trans Am?
   
   
9. You are attacked by a super zombie. You:
   
   
   1. Remember what you saw in the dossier and shoot for the weak spot.
   2. Say your patented one-liner and go nuts on him with an axe.
   3. Flex and run away claiming you have to save someone from drowning.
   4. Lure it to the vat of caustic chemicals.
   
   
10. What music would you like to hear while killing zombies?
    
    
    1. Beethoven.
    2. KMFDM.
    3. Rush.
    4. The soothing sounds of your talking Trans Am.